Suddenly, the mood of the revelers turned hostile and their leader attempted to rape Simoom, the drunkards encircling her and hurling sexual insults. Yelevan wrenched himself free and easily fought them off with his bare fists.
When the mob had fled, Yelevan again took Simoom in his arms and they embraced. Simoom said, “My soul-mate Yelevan, I have found you at last! We will go forward in life as happy werewolves, dedicated to making a happy planet!”
“But there is one obstacle, fair Simoom.”
“What obstacle, Yelevan?”
“Well, you gave the Muzhenghaakis a thousand years, but nowadays, we don’t have a thousand years. With the warming of the world due to greenhouse gasses, we don’t have a hundred years, or even ten years.”
“Yes, Yelevan, I understand your problem. Please let me explain. In today’s world, things have changed because of what Selgirk the First and his greed mongers have done to the derange planet. Therefore, instead of a thousand years, we offer the Werewolf Rehabilitation Plan.”
“Plan? You have a plan?”
“Yes. The Werewolf Rehabilitation Plan, which means: greet the planet or be eaten. Our plan cuts through all the politics, all the red tape.”
“You don’t waste any time!”
“Yes, Yelevan. Time cannot be wasted. We will put the greed mongers and consumer-heads on notice: we will give them another space, where all the centuries will happen in this moment, but still, at the end of the day, they must learn their place – to greet the planet or be eaten.”
“My Simoom, I dedicate myself to your cause, the cause of the planet!”
“Then we will go together, across the Plain of Aurigainia, uniting with all beings and creatures who have the voice of Gaia singing in their bones!”
Quiet fell on the village. The nearby revelers were wine-soaked and drowsy.
“…And…and…we will seek out greed mongers who are responsible for the collapse of society,” Yelevan declared, hesitatingly, “…and we will enter into an agreement with them, leading either to their demise…or else…they must… greet the planet!”
More gunshots rang out, as more Muzhenghaakis prematurely took death in their own hands, giving the finger to the Blood-Beast as they blew their brains out.
“…Yes, Yelevan, now you are thinking like a true werewolf! You understand the True Knowledge! You have freely transformed yourself into a being who puts the planet first, and this is what you are truly seeing! Happy werewolves! Happy planet!”
Surrounded by mobs of revelers and burning homes, they kissed again and walked off into the night. As they disappeared in the ice and snow, Yelevan asked, “But what can you do with a vegetarian werewolf?”
Simoom laughed and replied, “You handle the negotiation with the greedmongers – I’ll attend to the slaughter!”
“Do you enjoy devouring all that blood and entrails?”